Sunday, May 10, 2015

Howling Good Hop!

Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Howling Good Hop. It's been quite a while since I've participated in one of these, but I'm looking forward to all the exciting excerpts and tidbits.



SHIFT HAPPENS

In my latest release, I returned to my romantic comedy roots. I'm a bit of a goofball, so being able to make readers laugh (and fall in love) is one of my all-time aspirations. Shift Happens is the first book in a brand new series, I HEART Shifters. Normally promotion is a bit of a headache, but the title made tag lines and catchphrases pretty much write themselves. Check out a few of my favorite promo teasers below...





Told you. I'm a goof. But who doesn't appreciate a little humor with their romance? I certainly do. In real life...oh, the stories I could tell. ESPECIALLY a hilarious tidbit about me falling off the bed with my husband early on in our relationship. But that's a tale for another day.

Want to know more about Shift Happens? Keep reading and enjoy the remainder of the hop!!



Ellie Reynolds runs a nail salon that caters to shifters of all varieties. The proverbial shift hits the fan when billionaire mogul Jackson Lawrence walks in the door and offers Ellie two million dollars to sell her shop. Ellie has no intention of selling out, especially to someone who plans to bulldoze her shop to the ground and replace it with a fast food joint. Their battle of wit and will is brought to a sudden halt when Jackson’s enemies appear, throwing them into a fight for their lives.

Jackson believed he’d left violence behind when he resigned his position with the Blood Wolves, a secret shifter military group, but someone wants his company’s cyber invention and will stop at nothing to get it. He didn’t mean to drag Ellie into his mess, but he’s willing to do anything to protect her and the firewall his friend created...anything except fight his attraction to the outspoken redhead he’s suddenly responsible for. Jackson soon learns Ellie is hotter than he first gave her credit for...like dragon hot...and life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

Sometimes shift happens when you least expect it.

Reader Note: contains BBW heroines, billionaires, humor, werewolves, dragon shifter, and paranormal erotic romance elements

Excerpt:

At exactly eight forty, Jackson returned to the counter. “According to previously stated policy, your eight thirty appointment is canceled. May I speak with you now?”

She glared at him but finally relented. “Fine. But if Mrs. Sussman shows up, you’re out of here.”

He lifted an eyebrow and nodded. “Fair enough. Your animosity is a bit of a mystery, but I think you’ll be happy once you hear what I have to say.”

His assessment was spot-on. What was it about him that pricked her ire, besides the overwhelming libidinal response? Typically she wasn’t a hateful sort of person, but instinctively she knew she had to be careful around him. He threw her off-balance, and she didn’t like the feeling. “I’m sure you’re used to women falling over themselves to talk to you, but I’m not your typical female.”

He smirked. “I can tell.”

A flush burned her from head to toe at the implication. She wasn’t skinny or particularly beautiful, but damn, couldn’t he show a bit of interest? She had big boobs, after all. What man didn’t like big boobs? Unless he was—

She glanced at him. Nope. Definitely not gay.

Wait. What was she doing? Did she want him to show interest?

Oh God, she did.

“Is there a place we can go to talk?”

She plucked a piece of lint from her smock and flicked it away. “Here’s fine. Say your piece. I’m a busy woman.”

Another smile crossed his face, soul-shattering because this time it was directed at her. “I like you, Ellie Reynolds.”

Something was wrong with her knees. Had to be. They kept giving out on her. Was twenty-five too young to have arthritis? Was it even possible for her to have it? Suddenly she wished she’d paid more attention when her mother taught her about her shifter heritage, if only for medical purposes.

In an effort to maintain control of the conversation, she borrowed one of her Nana’s favorite expressions. “Stop blowing smoke up my ass and get on with it.”

The tolerant light in his eyes extinguished. She wouldn’t have believed it if she hadn’t seen it herself, but his entire demeanor transformed, becoming the man she recognized on the cover of business and financial magazines, the man who bought and sold property for a living. “I want to buy Polished.”

Shock held her immobile. “What would a savvy businessman like you need with a small-time salon?”

“I have an investment opportunity, but I need your building to complete the transaction. I can’t go into further details. Contract negotiations, you understand.”

Actually she didn’t. She’d bought Polished, scoring a hell of a deal when the previous owner died and the son agreed to take a low-ball offer. “I see. How much are you offering?”

Not that she would consider it, but it couldn’t hurt to ask.

“Two million dollars.”

She choked on her spit. “Come again?”
 
 
 
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http://www.amazon.com/Shift-Happens-Heart-Shifters-Book-ebook/dp/B00WGX0CXE



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24 comments:

Jodi Alpha Loving Erotic Book Beauty said...

Hehe love the name! Sounds amazing too

T.F. Walsh said...

What a fun excerpt:)

Unknown said...

love snarky books.

Robbie said...

Love a good laugh, great excerpt.

rbauldree2001@yahoo.com

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Unknown said...

I love a good laugh your teasers had me giggling and your excerpt has me intrigued!

Nay Nay said...

I love humor in my romances and your teasers were funny.Loved the excerpt. You are a new author for me and your books look intriguing. I am putting them on my wishlist.
Thanks for being part of this fun hop and for the chance to win. <^_^>
reneebennett35 (at) yahoo (dot) com

Unknown said...

Love the name of the book and the excerpt!

Christy Gissendaner said...

Thank you, Jodi!

Christy Gissendaner said...

Teehee...thanks, TF!

Christy Gissendaner said...

Me too, Lynn.

Christy Gissendaner said...

Thanks for coming by, Robbie!

Christy Gissendaner said...

My evil plan workmen then....maniacal laughter. Hee hee...thanks, Melissa!

Christy Gissendaner said...

Yay. Thanks, Nay Nay!

Christy Gissendaner said...

Thank you, Kristi!

JeanMP said...

That was a great excerpt, had me smiling.

Unknown said...

Humor and romance very nice. I love to laugh and like your typical girl see people fall in love. Can't wait to read your books!
Kat.kelly2@att.net

Anne said...

Punny titles or those that are a play on words are guaranteed to catch my attention. It's very unusual for a shifter story though.

Christy Gissendaner said...

Thanks, Jean and Kathryn! Anne, I always strive to be different. LOL

Linda said...

Love the excerpt =) Can´t wait for my chance to read more!
Thanks for the giveaway & Happy Thursday!
//Linda

Juana said...

I enjoyed the excerpt, and your post too. I have added this book to my book wishlist.

jmesparza821 at gmail dot com

Unknown said...

I love humor ! I think it's the most important trait in a partner. Loved the excerpt :)

Stacey Smith said...

sound like so much fun to read.just went and added it to my amazon wish list!
sasluvbooks at yahoo dot com

Shadow said...

Sounds really good! What a tease you are! And you fell of hte bed? hehe! You much share! Please? lol Have a wonderful weekend!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com